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skoloton:

son-neko:

skoloton:

if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong

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Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!

clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you

(Source: aidn, via the-east-coaster)





osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

(via illwriteyournameonabullet)





When contemplating a $15.00 purchase 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money




thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

(via questionmyreflection)





ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

(via tear-stainedandheartless)





thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

(via tear-stainedandheartless)